My pig destroyed my laptop.
And chewed apart my earphones. I think I’m having pork tonight.
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Normally my pig looks like a demon in all her pictures but this one of her sleeping is cute :-)
so addicted to this show
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when ur sad always remember that u don’t look like you did in 6th grade
a moment of silence to thank the lord
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He looks so angry oh my lord!!!
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I will get married on my trampoline
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We had a tag sale and couldnt sell this fake tree we had. So my dad decided to plant it outside. We are trying to see how long it will take before our neighbors realize….
“This election will be as easy as sucking the life out of a baby.”
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Pouring Tea by Blowing into Teapot
Ah, sir, please allow me the honor of pouring you some tea. Whfffblblblbblblblbblsplll
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| mom: | why is there a man scaling our balcony with a tool belt on |
|---|---|
| me: | i am juliet |
| me: | and he is my romeo |
| mom: | |
| me: | no, i'm just kidding please call the cops |
